Since then, Fort has lived with the pain of the only one he ever let get away.įort flies into a rage and crash-lands the ship on a nearby planet inhabited by an Orc tribe.

Earlier in Fortâ€™s galactial campaigns he had the chance to bone the crown jewel of the galaxy, the Elf Queen, but was foiled by the Elven Army. After drinking too much Jet Fuel, Lubbock brings up a subject he knows sends Fort into a rage: Elven women. The story begins with Captain Fort Worth (Neil Kaplan) and Lubbock (Anson Rotola) cruising through space in their ship the USS Longstreet. The Golden Shower Elven Brothel features many types of Sex Stores, each catering to a unique fetish, so thereâ€™s something for everyone. If theyâ€™d rather not fight before they get it on, the player can visit Sex Stores, where they can cycle through hundreds of unique girls to find just the right one before gettinâ€™ down to business. Hod says that, â€œthe merging of sex and action in BoneCraft brings a whole new meaning to the word â€˜wingmanâ€™ when you have to shoot enemies to make sure Lubbock gets lucky.â€ In missions such as â€œBone and Pillageâ€ or â€œSecure Your Hoâ€™s,â€ Fort is tasked both with making sure he and his team get laid and ensuring that the enemy doesnâ€™t. The Armor can absorb the alcohol in his blood to power his Jump Pack, so the Space Wranglers benefit from staying continually drunk. He is equipped with Wrangler Armor, the epitome of Wrangler technology.

The game follows the exploits of Captain Fort Worth, the leader of the Space Wranglers, and his sidekick, Lubbock.įort is a master of hand to hand combat, as well as of weapons ranging from saw swords to bazookas to fire grenades. â€œBoneCraft is a world where anything can happenâ€“and does,â€ says Hod, D-Dubâ€™s Lead Developer.īoneCraft is a third-person action-adventure game with a unique sex dynamic merged seamlessly into the gameplay. It is a follow-up to 2008â€™s Action Adventure Porno Video Game, BoneTown.Ī parody of everything science fiction and fantasy, BoneCraft brings together many popular stories into one hilarious sexy romp. BoneCraft: Somewhere in Some Galaxy is the second game created by D-Dub Software.

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